Joke of the Day

[rumncoke]

Tell the truth Big Mevryn you went to the sperm bank .

The nurse took one look at you and said

"Monkeys aren't an endangered species yet "

[Alister Scott]

Gorillas are though.

[big mervyn]

In 1982 Cliff Richard dated tennis star Sue Barker.

That year she remained unseeded.

[big mervyn]

Anybody know how to delegate?

I'm asking for a friend ...

[armalig]

The other night my Mrs cornered me - demanding an answer ....do I love HER or football ...??
I whispered to her “ love ... why don’t U open your legs “
and I nutmegged her

[Dave]

Frank Murphy.

[solidarity]

Alan Turing was an English mathematician, computer scientist, logician, cryptanalyst, philosopher, and theoretical biologist, famously playing a crucial role in cracking intercepted coded messages from Nazis.
Less well known was his sister Kay who was in charge of breakfasts.

[Dave]

Breakfasts are more important, IMHO.

[big mervyn]

What does a Nazi eat for breakfast?

Luftwaffles.

[Dave]

[rumncoke]

last Easter ( 2020 ) had a book

"Blood in the Bowl " by Ida Kidney-Stone

True to life and bl--dy scary not recommended for the faint heated

[justinr73]

Just as long as it had a happy ending, old boy.

[big mervyn]

Just as long as it had a happy ending, old boy.

Do you get that on the NHS?

[justinr73]

Just as long as it had a happy ending, old boy.

Do you get that on the NHS?

There’s an even longer waiting list than usual.

[rumncoke]

What's happy ending ? an MRI? a CT Scan? a NM Full Body Scan ?a Covid test/ self isolation ?and a saturation biopsy with some of that still to be completed about about 3-4Ks worth saved thanks to the NHS -- completed in about 2 months, maybe private would be quicker but who wants bad news quickly.

Happy days are here again
The drunks are drinking beer again
Happy days are here again