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Tell the truth Big Mevryn you went to the sperm bank .

The nurse took one look at you and said

"Monkeys aren't an endangered species yet "
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Gorillas are though.
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In 1982 Cliff Richard dated tennis star Sue Barker.

That year she remained unseeded.
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Anybody know how to delegate?

I'm asking for a friend ...
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The other night my Mrs cornered me - demanding an answer ....do I love HER or football ...??
I whispered to her “ love ... why don’t U open your legs “
and I nutmegged her
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Frank Murphy.
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Alan Turing was an English mathematician, computer scientist, logician, cryptanalyst, philosopher, and theoretical biologist, famously playing a crucial role in cracking intercepted coded messages from Nazis.
Less well known was his sister Kay who was in charge of breakfasts.
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Breakfasts are more important, IMHO.
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What does a Nazi eat for breakfast?

Luftwaffles.
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last Easter ( 2020 ) had a book

"Blood in the Bowl " by Ida Kidney-Stone

True to life and bl--dy scary not recommended for the faint heated
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Just as long as it had a happy ending, old boy.
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justinr73 wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 11:27 am Just as long as it had a happy ending, old boy.
Do you get that on the NHS? :shock:
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big mervyn wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 1:55 pm
justinr73 wrote: Fri Jun 11, 2021 11:27 am Just as long as it had a happy ending, old boy.
Do you get that on the NHS? :shock:
There’s an even longer waiting list than usual.
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What's happy ending ? an MRI? a CT Scan? a NM Full Body Scan ?a Covid test/ self isolation ?and a saturation biopsy with some of that still to be completed about about 3-4Ks worth saved thanks to the NHS -- completed in about 2 months, maybe private would be quicker but who wants bad news quickly.

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