It turned into a field.
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Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
It turned into a field.
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tigerburnie
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People have always named their children after expensive items , expect Gas, Electric and fuel in the next 09 months
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Right.
So that’s why we’ve got little Wagyu, Veyrun and Neymar on our street then.
So that’s why we’ve got little Wagyu, Veyrun and Neymar on our street then.
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There's a lot of Chardonnays over here lol...(the chavs think it's posh)
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More wee Buckfasts 'round heretigerburnie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 21, 2022 4:44 pm There's a lot of Chardonnays over here lol...(the chavs think it's posh)
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My Granda used to deliver coal to Buck Alec - into the yard where he kept the lion!
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big mervyn
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I keep having a recurring dream where I'm a horse.
That's five nights on the trot now ...
That's five nights on the trot now ...
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Bistro browns seasons and thickens a great cure for the trots
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Must be the Square Bistro in Lisburn .rumncoke wrote:Bistro browns seasons and thickens a great cure for the trots
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You need to rein that in.big mervyn wrote: ↑Tue Oct 04, 2022 10:08 pm I keep having a recurring dream where I'm a horse.
That's five nights on the trot now ...
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It's a nightmareStandUp wrote: ↑Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:48 pmYou need to rein that in.big mervyn wrote: ↑Tue Oct 04, 2022 10:08 pm I keep having a recurring dream where I'm a horse.
That's five nights on the trot now ...
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You’re full of tall tails.Re: Joke of the Day
The mane thing is that you get a good night’s sleep when you hit the hay.