Joke of the Day
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solidarity
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No, no, I can't take any mare.
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Oh oh, solids is becoming a little bit un-stable!!!
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Oh neigh he isn’t.
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Who saddled us with these jokers ?
Within this carapace of skepticism there lives an optimist
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big mervyn
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Even though I'm bald, I still carry a comb.
I just can't part with it ...
I just can't part with it ...
Volunteer at an animal sanctuary; it will fill you with joy , despair, but most of all love, unconditional love of the animals.
Big Neville Southall
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The ice cream machine went on fire in my local shop. They had to cone off the area.big mervyn wrote: ↑Wed Nov 16, 2022 2:32 pm Even though I'm bald, I still carry a comb.
I just can't part with it ...
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big mervyn
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One potato, two potato, three potato, four ...
I'm sorry sir you're over your limit
I'm sorry sir you're over your limit
Volunteer at an animal sanctuary; it will fill you with joy , despair, but most of all love, unconditional love of the animals.
Big Neville Southall
Big Neville Southall
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Why was the Native American tired in the morning?
Because he had Apache night’s sleep.
Because he had Apache night’s sleep.
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waggonsroll
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Bit late for jokes out of Christmas crackers.justinr73 wrote:Why was the Native American tired in the morning?
Because he had Apache night’s sleep.
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All my own work.waggonsroll wrote: ↑Mon Mar 06, 2023 7:51 pmBit late for jokes out of Christmas crackers.justinr73 wrote:Why was the Native American tired in the morning?
Because he had Apache night’s sleep.
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mid ulster maestro
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Keep the day job Justy.
When the bottom has fallen out of your world.
Take Enos and let the world fall out of your bottom!
Take Enos and let the world fall out of your bottom!
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big mervyn
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His day job is a Christmas cracker joke writer
Volunteer at an animal sanctuary; it will fill you with joy , despair, but most of all love, unconditional love of the animals.
Big Neville Southall
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jean valjean
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He was sacked from his previous job as a butcher for putting his willy in the bacon slicer..big mervyn wrote:His day job is a Christmas cracker joke writer
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Did you see there’s a Native American Johnny Cash tribute show at the Opera House next Tuesday?
A Boy Named Sioux.
A Boy Named Sioux.
