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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2022 12:35 pm
by StandUp
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2022 6:44 pm
by tigerburnie
People have always named their children after expensive items , expect Gas, Electric and fuel in the next 09 months
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 1:27 am
by justinr73
Right.
So that’s why we’ve got little Wagyu, Veyrun and Neymar on our street then.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 4:44 pm
by tigerburnie
There's a lot of Chardonnays over here lol...(the chavs think it's posh)
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 6:47 pm
by big mervyn
tigerburnie wrote: ↑Mon Mar 21, 2022 4:44 pm
There's a lot of Chardonnays over here lol...(the chavs think it's posh)
More wee Buckfasts 'round here
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 9:50 pm
by rumncoke
Also known as Alex
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 10:32 pm
by big mervyn
rumncoke wrote: ↑Mon Mar 21, 2022 9:50 pm
Also known as Alex
My Granda used to deliver coal to Buck Alec - into the yard where he kept the lion!
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 10:57 pm
by rumncoke
Buck fast
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2022 10:08 pm
by big mervyn
I keep having a recurring dream where I'm a horse.
That's five nights on the trot now ...
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2022 11:07 pm
by rumncoke
Bistro browns seasons and thickens a great cure for the trots
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:10 am
by waggonsroll
rumncoke wrote:Bistro browns seasons and thickens a great cure for the trots
Must be the Square Bistro in Lisburn .
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:48 pm
by StandUp
big mervyn wrote: ↑Tue Oct 04, 2022 10:08 pm
I keep having a recurring dream where I'm a horse.
That's five nights on the trot now ...
You need to rein that in.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 4:30 pm
by big mervyn
StandUp wrote: ↑Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:48 pm
big mervyn wrote: ↑Tue Oct 04, 2022 10:08 pm
I keep having a recurring dream where I'm a horse.
That's five nights on the trot now ...
You need to rein that in.
It's a night
mare
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 5:18 pm
by StandUp
You’re full of tall tails.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 5:20 pm
by StandUp
The mane thing is that you get a good night’s sleep when you hit the hay.