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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 9:55 pm
by solidarity
No, no, I can't take any mare.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 6:35 pm
by StandUp
Oh oh, solids is becoming a little bit un-stable!!!
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 6:36 pm
by StandUp
Oh neigh he isn’t.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 7:36 am
by rumncoke
Who saddled us with these jokers ?
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Wed Nov 16, 2022 2:32 pm
by big mervyn
Even though I'm bald, I still carry a comb.
I just can't part with it ...
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Fri Nov 18, 2022 11:16 am
by Jetstream
big mervyn wrote: ↑Wed Nov 16, 2022 2:32 pm
Even though I'm bald, I still carry a comb.
I just can't part with it ...
The ice cream machine went on fire in my local shop. They had to cone off the area.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 3:56 pm
by big mervyn
One potato, two potato, three potato, four ...
I'm sorry sir you're over your limit
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2023 11:48 am
by justinr73
Why was the Native American tired in the morning?
Because he had Apache night’s sleep.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2023 7:51 pm
by waggonsroll
justinr73 wrote:Why was the Native American tired in the morning?
Because he had Apache night’s sleep.
Bit late for jokes out of Christmas crackers.
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Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2023 1:06 am
by justinr73
waggonsroll wrote: ↑Mon Mar 06, 2023 7:51 pm
justinr73 wrote:Why was the Native American tired in the morning?
Because he had Apache night’s sleep.
Bit late for jokes out of Christmas crackers.
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All my own work.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2023 7:41 am
by mid ulster maestro
Keep the day job Justy.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2023 11:08 am
by big mervyn
His day job is a Christmas cracker joke writer
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2023 11:24 am
by jean valjean
big mervyn wrote:
His day job is a Christmas cracker joke writer
He was sacked from his previous job as a butcher for putting his willy in the bacon slicer..
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2023 11:37 am
by justinr73
Did you see there’s a Native American Johnny Cash tribute show at the Opera House next Tuesday?
A Boy Named Sioux.
Re: Joke of the Day
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2023 12:23 pm
by Dave
Stop