End of the world tomorrow,
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End of the world tomorrow,
End of the World tomorrow? yup the Large Hadron Collider is going to be switched on tomorrow which will mean the end of the world and everything else for that matter[pardon the pun ] BBC are considering live coverage with a repeat on sunday . What I think they are trying to do is to smash two proteins together,I think they are going to smash two large mushrooms together[higher in protein than steak]and see what happens at the speed of 99.9999991% the speed of light,to try and create conditions a billionth of a second after the big bang.This apparently will help answer quetions like what is 96% of the universve we can't see made of? { personally I would have thought nothing},and also what is mass? {ask a priest}.
I totally agree with the end of the world theory which is what I'm telling the missus anyway, so I will be having me birthday present early this year
I totally agree with the end of the world theory which is what I'm telling the missus anyway, so I will be having me birthday present early this year
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Re: End of the world tomorrow,
Does this mean the predictions league will be decided on the results of tonight's two Welsh games?
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Re: End of the world tomorrow,
Any truth that you're quicker than that bootlace?.............99.9999991% the speed of light
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Re: End of the world tomorrow,
browner wrote:Any truth that you're quicker than that bootlace?.............
just grateful
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Re: End of the world tomorrow,
Best gets some aspirins in quick- for headaches!
Holywood Mike should take note too- no need to order any more oil. I may dig out my video of 1999 European Cup win so as I die happy.
Holywood Mike should take note too- no need to order any more oil. I may dig out my video of 1999 European Cup win so as I die happy.
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Re: End of the world tomorrow,
We know what happened. The CEO sent for Fitzy and BJ to pick his lunch box off the floorbootlace wrote:End of the World tomorrow? yup the Large Hadron Collider is going to be switched on tomorrow which will mean the end of the world and everything else for that matter[pardon the pun ] BBC are considering live coverage with a repeat on sunday . What I think they are trying to do is to smash two proteins together,I think they are going to smash two large mushrooms together[higher in protein than steak]and see what happens at the speed of 99.9999991% the speed of light,to try and create conditions a billionth of a second after the big bang.This apparently will help answer quetions like what is 96% of the universve we can't see made of? { personally I would have thought nothing},and also what is mass? {ask a priest}.
I totally agree with the end of the world theory which is what I'm telling the missus anyway, so I will be having me birthday present early this year
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Re: End of the world tomorrow,
Is this Mike Reid's fault? And why haven't the URSC dealt with this?
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Re: End of the world tomorrow,
well i do hope it wont b until after N.I. v Czech as me tickets cost me £40 each - me & junior total £80 . Does make
the earlybird terrace season ticket @ R'hill seem very cheap.
the earlybird terrace season ticket @ R'hill seem very cheap.
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Re: End of the world tomorrow,
Wot? For one Magners game?
Re: End of the world tomorrow,
Anyone want to buy a batch of stand tickets for the rest of the season
Thing that baffles me is how are the BBC going to transmit this as if it happens at 99.9999991% we won't see it happen anyway and if the camera disappears into a black hole we won't see that either as we will have gone with it.
Will Gusher be going over to do the commentary ?
Thing that baffles me is how are the BBC going to transmit this as if it happens at 99.9999991% we won't see it happen anyway and if the camera disappears into a black hole we won't see that either as we will have gone with it.
Will Gusher be going over to do the commentary ?
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Re: End of the world tomorrow,
From what i've read i believe the machine is similar, but not identical, to the one Jodi Foster got into in the film Contact.
and she subsequently turned into a Lesbian.
WTF will happen 2 us all 2morrow ? ?
The largely Heterosexual Ulster rugby public have a rite 2 no b4 its too late.
and she subsequently turned into a Lesbian.
WTF will happen 2 us all 2morrow ? ?
The largely Heterosexual Ulster rugby public have a rite 2 no b4 its too late.
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Re: End of the world tomorrow,
Belfast Titans mounting massive recruitment drive.................
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Re: End of the world tomorrow,
that's a plan .... then if things start to be swallowed up by a black hole, Gusher can swallow the black hole and stop itRooster wrote:if the camera disappears into a black hole we won't see that either as we will have gone with it.
Will Gusher be going over to do the commentary ?
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I'm just explaining why I'm right
I'm just explaining why I'm right