What position will Jared play?

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fuzzylogic wrote:
TinPig wrote:
This misguided assumption that Cave is slow is total fantasy. I remember speaking to one of conditioning coaches a few seasons back and at that time Nagusa was the fastest man on the team and Cave second. I have no reason to think he has slowed down any. Straight line speed is an important component but nothing more.
Agreed.

No one seems to remember him chasing Fion Carr (one of the fastest players in Ireland) back over 50m and catching him last season in the Ulster v Connacht game at Ravers.
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BaggyTrousers wrote:
TinPig wrote:This misguided assumption that Cave is slow is total fantasy. I remember speaking to one of conditioning coaches a few seasons back and at that time Nagusa was the fastest man on the team and Cave second. I have no reason to think he has slowed down any. Straight line speed is an important component but nothing more.
It's ironic that the clip on the News of Payne playing showed him at 13 but for me he is a world class 15. :cowboy:
Good call piggie, all a bit ludicrous this dividing into the Spence supporters & the Cave cabal (much as I am enjoying the banter) Cave being slow is a joke. It is a fact that some players look all action when running and others appear to glide. Darren is a glider, much the same running style as Danielli in my opinion. Some appear to have difficulty in understanding that a glider is just as quick as the bustling all action type.

We are lucky to have the choice to play either or both, I would go for both though not necessarily as centres.

As for the subject of this thread, lest we forget, Jared Payne appears to prefer 15 but I must admit I have only seen him at 13 so I am pretty much in the dark about his ability where we are apparently going to play him. Picked up on BBC that he won't be considered until next week so the wait goes on - Cardiff beware. A debut in the manner of St Ruan would do nicely.
Well said Baggy, it is crazy. I know all supporters have their favourites but for the love of all things Ulster, why can't both players be celebrated for the different attributes that they bring to the team. If it comes down to a straight choice between the two you can be sure that the other will be on the bench giving us serious options over 80 mins. Also people should stop labelling players such as Cave saying he is too slow or Spence can't pass. If someone's analysis of a players qualities is in the form of a shallow pigeon-holing statement such as 'crash-ball merchant' or 'too slow to be a top-class 13' then I would say their opinion lacks the depth and prescision to be considerd relevant or at all useful. Rant over :salut:
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+1. But that should also include saying P Marshall can't pass!!
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Cornerfleg wrote:Image


You did not see Darren Cave running fast, you did not notice him playing well, you WILL ingore any future good performances from him and you will not like Adam D'Arcy ....
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lovesthehardground wrote:+1. But that should also include saying P Marshall can't pass!!
Now that is simply censorship, it shouldn't be a problem stating facts rather than half-assed opinions. The world & its mother & her mother all know full well that Small p doesn't have that particular skill in his armoury. Mind you for a wee, small, PORG-like , stunted wee fella he is as game as a badger & plays his under-sized but deeply courageous heart out for Ulster :red:

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by Big-al » Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:51 am
fuzzylogic wrote:
TinPig wrote:
This misguided assumption that Cave is slow is total fantasy. I remember speaking to one of conditioning coaches a few seasons back and at that time Nagusa was the fastest man on the team and Cave second. I have no reason to think he has slowed down any. Straight line speed is an important component but nothing more.
Agreed.

No one seems to remember him chasing Fion Carr (one of the fastest players in Ireland) back over 50m and catching him last season in the Ulster v Connacht game at Ravers.
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Ah, Fiona Carr I went to school with her & had her in the geography store room 8) .

Meanwhile, Fion Carr is not as pretty but still pretty quick but as I pointed out earlier running styles can be confusing. Often the all action runner, like a Simon Geoghegan or a Fiona Carr for that matter look blindingly quick whereas a glider like Darren or long Si Danielli look as if they could beat anyone if they could just be bothered running fast.

Looks my friends not only can be but frequently are deceptive.

I recall the now scorned racist, "Big Ron" Atkinson describing a central defender who couldn't match the blindingly slow pace of Teddy Sheringham. "That guy is deceptively slow", intoned Big Ron.

Our Darn is the complete opposite of that - deceptively quick. Hope that clears this one up.

Meanwhile .................... not much talk of Jared then ............. maybe he needs a thread about him started :roll:
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I would start a thread about Jared if I had the beginnings of a clue about what position he played
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Cornerfleg wrote:I would start a thread about Jared if I had the beginnings of a clue about what position he played

Best I can do Fleg is tell you I saw him in the 13 shirt. It may be an Ould Wives Tale but they do say too many centres spoil the broth ........... at least I think that is what they say. :?
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I saw him walk through the George Best Airport ... man alive he looked slow!
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Cornerfleg wrote:I saw him walk through the George Best Airport ... man alive he looked slow!

You're an idiot
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Cornerfleg wrote:I saw him walk through the George Best Airport ... man alive he looked slow!
very funny :thumleft:
He had 13 on his back at the airport he speeds up if you change it to 15. :lol:
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Cornerfleg wrote:I saw him walk through the George Best Airport ... man alive he looked slow!
Asshole walking the wrong way on the moving floor again :roll:
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Big-al wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:I saw him walk through the George Best Airport ... man alive he looked slow!

You're an idiot
Don't you think that post is just a little pathetic, Big-al ? Not to mention nasty & unbecoming of an Ulsterman ?

Tinny, Rooster, I suspect Big-al thinks you are idiots too. :shock:
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I'm hurt Baggy ... he got me ... he got me good this time ... take care of Anthia ... and make sure them Gatlan boy's don't take the ranch ... it's going cold Baggy ... I'm too young to d.............
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