The UAFC

It's really annoying when you're cooking and you chop a chilli (red) and then pick your nose before you wash your hands.

yabadabadooooooooo

Wee Woman wrote:

WhiteKnightoftheWeld wrote:Ladies with a filthy mouth give me a right horn.

Sounds painful.

We're not talking about the same thing, are we...

Ladies with a filthy mouth give me a right horn.

Dribbling p1ss in your kebs, after you've had a good shake and thought you were done. You put it away, then: dribble dribble dribble, and now I feel like an idiot. An idiot who has p1ssed himself. An idiot who has p1ssed himself but has no option but to keep wearing said p1ssed-on, damp kebs. Could ...

I don't even know who you are. Have I fallen out with you but pretended not to? Are you eventsec? Are you a merchant of duds? It was aimed at whoever is looking for a 'Real Ticket ticket'. Not just any ticket. Not an "I'll definitely be able to get my hands on" ticket. A REAL one. Some of ...

I'm looking for a dud ticket to get one over on a guy I pretend to like but secretly can't stand.
PS will eventsec spot that it's a dud?

gotta get some use out of the season ticket. Only costs him £400k a year, SO THEY SAY

Fire away.
Just don't go into too much detail if it's a bit risque, or bordering on illegal.

Here you go lads.

the Brian McLaughlin photo on the header of this forum...
Danielli there too....

when Deacon's involved....

tigerburnie wrote:Lets hope ... the ref has very little to do.

Besides showing Ben Youngs a yellow card for hitting Touhy's closed fist with his face. Repeatedly.

Just a minute, before you feck off and enjoy your afternoon. I want so so badly for Ulster to win, it hurts. No one (except maybe some of the players and their mums) will be happier than me if we stuff the Tigers. The realist in me however sees value in a Leicester win and recognises that they'll ha...

"SBW - i won't sign for the Chiefs."

#maybehe'llwanttoplayforulsterrugbymaybehe'sheardhowgreatwearemaybebigjohnafoahashada
changeofheartandtoldhisfellowworldcupwinningteammatejusthowsuperbthingsareheremaybe
he'salsoheardaboutthecrabclawsinthedirtyduckplusroryhasabigwadofnikemoneytospunk