URSC Caption Competition

[WhiteKnightoftheWeld]

it's not even that. if we are supposedly coming into line with the rest of the UK - then are quins breaking rules? cos IMO their set-up was a hell of a lot more professional than URs, and if i had to pick one of the 2 who does things the right way...

anyhow, thats off topic, grrr hate it when people go off topic...

"Holywood Mike really hates male cheerleaders..."

[28']

I'm telling you the trains coming!

[margin walker]

Chief Running Bull: "I think buffalo come!"
Junior Injun: "Can you hear them?"
Chief Running Bull: "No - it's sticky".

[WhiteKnightoftheWeld]

"I warned you, 'coming out' in front of the terrace was never going to be well received"

[WhiteKnightoftheWeld]

The teaching staff at Movilla had finally gotten their way...

[WhiteKnightoftheWeld]

"Save the cheerleader, save the world"
In light of their 'having a dong', Hiro chose not to include them in his life's work

[HwoodMike2umate]

"Sod all that booing & heckling mate, i still reckon if Lesley Douglas see's this then we're in with a good chance of a late nite spot on Radio 2"

[HwoodMike2umate]

"Whot u say? - Russell Brand now the favourite to b the new Dr Who ? - next you'll b telling me he's off to America 2 b a film star"

[WhiteKnightoftheWeld]

"If I cover myself in ketchup and follow this up with the splits, will the satanic sluts have me?"

[Rooster]

Mike hires 2 Mole hunters.

[URSC Newsletter Ed]

Doesn't look like he high-ered them, my feathered friend - looks like he lowered them!

Too late for the deadline anyway - competition closed.

Thanks to all who entered - the winner will be revealed in the next issue of STAND UP.

[Shem]

Y'ALL READY FOR THIS......... DA DA DA DUH DUH DA DUH DUH DUH DUH DA DA DUH DUH DUH DUH DU DA!

[GLENN CORNICK]

Australian players not quite used yet to our Northern hemisphere gravity.

[Ithryn]

haha excellent

[GLENN CORNICK]

Blimey these contact lenses are heavy.