Injury Update

[Cornerfleg]

Sounds more like what I do after I've eaten one .... I only ever use an egg if I've had the squids ... binds it together better ....

[Rob6]

Was talking to Paddy Mac on Friday night and he said he was hoping to get running again this week. Also see Henderson leaving with a protective boot on, though he seem to be walking ok on it, so it may have only been a precaution.

[BR]

BR what's your preferred local pizza?

18"

[ruckover]

I'm sorry, is this an Injury Update thread or the first meeting of the Ulster branch of the Pizza and Hotdog Lovers Society?

[damianmcr]

BR what's your preferred local pizza?

18"

Is that the name of it?

[Russ]

I'm sorry, is this an Injury Update thread or the first meeting of the Ulster branch of the Pizza and Hotdog Lovers Society?

Our beloved Ulstermen in their injured state help the youngsters by giving them some nutritious post mini rugby food. Can we not rejoice in this?

[OnTheWestCarbuncle]

Upon my return home on Friday night after enjoying my night at Ravenhill and enjoying a few pints of the amber nectar I bit the inside of my mouth finishing the wife's left over 12" pepperoni, sweet corn and peppers from our local non chain non franchised pizza emporium.

It was quite sore.

[OnTheWestCarbuncle]

Upon my return home on Friday night after enjoying my night at Ravenhill and enjoying a few pints of the amber nectar I bit the inside of my mouth finishing the wife's left over 12" pepperoni, sweet corn and peppers from our local non chain non franchised pizza emporium.

It was quite sore.

It has now healed although has left a little lump on the inside of my cheek.

Consider yourselves updated.

[BR]

Upon my return home on Friday night after enjoying my night at Ravenhill and enjoying a few pints of the amber nectar I bit the inside of my mouth finishing the wife's left over 12" pepperoni, sweet corn and peppers from our local non chain non franchised pizza emporium.

It was quite sore.

It has now healed although has left a little lump on the inside of my cheek.

Consider yourselves updated.

You'll be on a pay for eat deal next year, if you're not careful

[OnTheWestCarbuncle]

Upon my return home on Friday night after enjoying my night at Ravenhill and enjoying a few pints of the amber nectar I bit the inside of my mouth finishing the wife's left over 12" pepperoni, sweet corn and peppers from our local non chain non franchised pizza emporium.

It was quite sore.

It has now healed although has left a little lump on the inside of my cheek.

Consider yourselves updated.

So you're not available for this Friday night then?

As far as the outside world is concerned I am looking doubtful for pizza consumption on Friday night. The bite is a bit worse than we originally thought and we'll just have to see how it responds to treatment but at this stage it is doubtful although we remain hopeful and of course I am known to be a quick healer based on my responses to previous beer induced pizza eating injuries.

However, what we in the inner sanctum know is that in all likelihood with enough painkilling medication (Carlsberg) I should be able to partake in half a pizza on Friday night but will have to watch myself and only go in for certain aspects of the pizza and pull out of anything too crunchy, however, it will be worth it because me on 50% of my best pizza eating form is still more impressive than most other pizza eaters in this country and galvanises other lesser eaters and fans alike.

[Rooster]

Meanwhile Paddy Mac went out running on the pitch today and he feels ok, but will probably feel like a bag of brad pitt tomorrow due to not having run for several months

[BR]

As far as the outside world is concerned I am looking doubtful for pizza consumption on Friday night. The bite is a bit worse than we originally thought and we'll just have to see how it responds to treatment but at this stage it is doubtful although we remain hopeful and of course I am known to be a quick healer based on my responses to previous beer induced pizza eating injuries.

However, what we in the inner sanctum know is that in all likelihood with enough painkilling medication (Carlsberg) I should be able to partake in half a pizza on Friday night but will have to watch myself and only go in for certain aspects of the pizza and pull out of anything too crunchy, however, it will be worth it because me on 50% of my best pizza eating form is still more impressive than most other pizza eaters in this country and galvanises other lesser eaters and fans alike.

All very well if it were Hawaiians this Friday, but those jalapeneos aren't going to take prusoners

[DavyG]

As far as the outside world is concerned I am looking doubtful for pizza consumption on Friday night. The bite is a bit worse than we originally thought and we'll just have to see how it responds to treatment but at this stage it is doubtful although we remain hopeful and of course I am known to be a quick healer based on my responses to previous beer induced pizza eating injuries.

However, what we in the inner sanctum know is that in all likelihood with enough painkilling medication (Carlsberg) I should be able to partake in half a pizza on Friday night but will have to watch myself and only go in for certain aspects of the pizza and pull out of anything too crunchy, however, it will be worth it because me on 50% of my best pizza eating form is still more impressive than most other pizza eaters in this country and galvanises other lesser eaters and fans alike.

Your commitment to putting your body on the line is inspirational ATUS.

I for one, in the heat of battle, look up and see you and it always makes me feel better!

ATUS - the cure for your deliema is simples - 10 ml of LKOTP's tighten up syrup followed by a mouthwash of man up syrup..

[big mervyn]

More than 2 pages of this shyte is surely the best indicator of the fittest Ulster squad in a long time

[rocky]

If he's in a boot yesterday, it's hard to see him being fit for Friday.