What makes you happy

[BaggyTrousers]

Did Nigel not recently sign for Ikon?

Is that the finance company or the Korean boy band?

BoD PR firm

You don't say? Are they any good? I'm thinking of running for President of Ireland when Micky D hangs up his spurs?

I may need "representation" to ensure victory, nudge nudge, know what I mean young sir know what I mean? Your wife sir, does she go ....eh? eh? eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean? A nods as good as a wink to a blind horse sir, know what I mean?

[BaggyTrousers]

It is with great joy I advise you that the arctic exploring vessel is to be named after one of my few media heroes.

Up yer hole all those goons voting for Boaty McShiteboat.

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[Russ]

It is with great joy I advise you that the arctic exploring vessel is to be named after one of my few media heroes.

Up yer hole all those goons voting for Boaty McShiteboat.

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What happened to democracy :stir

Shows the issue with online mobs though

[HairyJ]

Boaty McBoatface would have been an excellent name.

One is not amused.

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[BaggyTrousers]

Nah Hairy, it simply was put forward by some limp-wristed wee cretin, almost certainly prone to excessive self-abuse of the trouser snake, with an online account & some people considered it a merry jape.

I, whilst not averse to a jape myself, regard it as utter fu@kwittery, arsefoonery on a grand scale. One of these pathetic online cults of the pathetic who cluster round some feckwits jovial idea and then make a crusade of it. Democracy my hole,feck all to so with democracy, a misguided attempt by the boffins to seek public assistance, guess that's the last time they make that mistake.

Caveat: it is just conceivable that I am being somewhat po faced, but I very much fu@king doubt it.

So, here's to the Sir Davy Attenborough.

[HairyJ]

Nah Hairy, it simply was put forward by some limp-wristed wee cretin, almost certainly prone to excessive self-abuse of the trouser snake, with an online account & some people considered it a merry jape.

I, whilst not averse to a jape myself, regard it as utter fu@kwittery, arsefoonery on a grand scale. One of these pathetic online cults of the pathetic who cluster round some feckwits jovial idea and then make a crusade of it. Democracy my hole,feck all to so with democracy, a misguided attempt by the boffins to seek public assistance, guess that's the last time they make that mistake.

Caveat: it is just conceivable that I am being somewhat po faced, but I very much fu@king doubt it.

So, here's to the Sir Davy Attenborough.

Go and have a pint and chill out a bit sir, I fear you've not taken this one in the manner it was meant

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[BaggyTrousers]

Actually Hairy I am pretty certain I have it spot on, including my description of the cretin who put forward Boatym'boatbake.

Anyway, that's on the past, here is a tricky one to be amused by. Disabled sport - no laughing matter, eh? Especially the Invictus Games.

Well I almost lost my left ball again down the side of my enormous leather chair. I watch a race and when I heard the category My arsepiece almost fractured with laughter. It translates to "The race for people with almost absolutely frig all wrong with them".

[big mervyn]

Actually Hairy I am pretty certain I have it spot on, including my description of the cretin who put forward Boatym'boatbake.

Anyway, that's on the past, here is a tricky one to be amused by. Disabled sport - no laughing matter, eh? Especially the Invictus Games.

Well I almost lost my left ball again down the side of my enormous leather chair. I watch a race and when I heard the category My arsepiece almost fractured with laughter. It translates to "The race for people with almost absolutely frig all wrong with them".

Is Invictus like the Paralympics where people with learning difficulties, like 'arry, can compete? 'Arry's learning difficulties were so severe he had to get somebody else to do his A-levels.

[rumncoke]

I would say that is close to slanderous Urban Myth closer to the truth would be he was able assisted to achieve the grades necessary in carefully selected subjects.

But is actually significant how well some public schools do in certain specialised subjects where there are few sitting the exam such as ancient Greek or Roman History , Modern Art etc like your average red brick comprehensive is full of children studying Roman History.

[big mervyn]

I would say that is close to slanderous Urban Myth closer to the truth would be he was able assisted to achieve the grades necessary in carefully selected subjects.
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Getting the Art teacher to do your coursework is taking able assistance a tad far. And didn't he get some Andy McNabb type to do his dissertation at Sandhurst?

Still, at least he isn't a crashing bore like his half-brother.

[rumncoke]

Merv

The first rule
It's not what you know its knowing someone who does


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[Dave]

Harry is an idiot from a long line of idiots. Obsessed over by idiots buying idiot rags for idiots.

[DavidWolfe]

What makes me happy?

Avocados, Boddingtons, Inner Peace, Ruan Pienaar, Fat Nick, Gazelles, touchline conversions, zen gardens, Volkswagens, highlighter pens, the number 9.

[BaggyTrousers]

What makes me happy?

Avocados, Boddingtons, Inner Peace, Ruan Pienaar, Fat Nick, Gazelles, touchline conversions, zen gardens, Volkswagens, highlighter pens, the number 9.

A warm welcome to you Mr Wolfe ............ Boddingtons ,eh? Guinness man meself.

[DavidWolfe]

A lovely pint at home but not over here. The water is pash ergo the Guinness is pash.