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Cornerfleg wrote:So we have comedians here, we have former players, we have those who coach, we have those who can enjoy the finer points of a game, we have those who are actually in the know and some who have played at a very high standard.

We also have self appointed 'experts' whose knowledge of the game is based 100% on playing with a hankie ball on concrete, while in their head their 'analysis' sounds ground breaking ... back in the real world, well ... we have to endure them all, live an let live eh, it's the ones who take it upon themselves to be appointed by none other than their own arsehole to patronise the rest of us, that sometimes makes it hard going.
Nicely put cornerfart Image
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Cornerfleg wrote:
FrannosPen wrote:most of the tripe produced by armchair experts should be inserted right up the pontificators bangle and left there to rot

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rorybestsbigbaldnoggin wrote:
Dave wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:So we have comedians here, we have former players, we have those who coach, we have those who can enjoy the finer points of a game, we have those who are actually in the know and some who have played at a very high standard.

We also have self appointed 'experts' whose knowledge of the game is based 100% on playing with a hankie ball on concrete, while in their head their 'analysis' sounds ground breaking ... back in the real world, well ... we have to endure them all, live an let live eh, it's the ones who take it upon themselves to be appointed by none other than their own arsehole to patronise the rest of us, that sometimes makes it hard going.
Nicely put cornerfart Image
If you think about it, cornerfarting is really the most conscientous way to let one rip. Keep it contained.

Me, I like to stand under the air-con in the training room, squeeze my hoop until I feel fluid on the seat of the boxers, and let the trainees know who's boss as soon as they come in.

PLease please please tell me you shout "Allahu Akbar" before you drop the big one ... >appl
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Whilst he is without a doubt a quality player, what is he really bringing to us? He's yet another foreigner coming over here and taking a space from our own home grown talent. If I believed he was going to add something to the squad, some experience, some motivation to the youngsters then great, but he's clearly coming for the money and a good time on the town
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Cornerfleg wrote:
rorybestsbigbaldnoggin wrote:
Dave wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:So we have comedians here, we have former players, we have those who coach, we have those who can enjoy the finer points of a game, we have those who are actually in the know and some who have played at a very high standard.

We also have self appointed 'experts' whose knowledge of the game is based 100% on playing with a hankie ball on concrete, while in their head their 'analysis' sounds ground breaking ... back in the real world, well ... we have to endure them all, live an let live eh, it's the ones who take it upon themselves to be appointed by none other than their own arsehole to patronise the rest of us, that sometimes makes it hard going.
Nicely put cornerfart Image
If you think about it, cornerfarting is really the most conscientous way to let one rip. Keep it contained.

Me, I like to stand under the air-con in the training room, squeeze my hoop until I feel fluid on the seat of the boxers, and let the trainees know who's boss as soon as they come in.

PLease please please tell me you shout "Allahu Akbar" before you drop the big one ... >appl
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Yer on fire today Dave.
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DavidWolfe wrote:Whilst he is without a doubt a quality player, what is he really bringing to us? He's yet another foreigner coming over here and taking a space from our own home grown talent. If I believed he was going to add something to the squad, some experience, some motivation to the youngsters then great, but he's clearly coming for the money and a good time on the town
Sorry to be blunt, but would you care to indicate any home grown local talent that come within a beagle's gowl of his skillset?
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Cornerfleg wrote:
DavidWolfe wrote:Whilst he is without a doubt a quality player, what is he really bringing to us? He's yet another foreigner coming over here and taking a space from our own home grown talent. If I believed he was going to add something to the squad, some experience, some motivation to the youngsters then great, but he's clearly coming for the money and a good time on the town
Sorry to be blunt, but would you care to indicate any home grown local talent that come within a beagle's gowl of his skillset?
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Cornerfleg wrote:Yer on fire today Dave.
At home with a broken foot literally nothing else to do!
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DavidWolfe wrote:Whilst he is without a doubt a quality player, what is he really bringing to us? He's yet another foreigner coming over here and taking a space from our own home grown talent. If I believed he was going to add something to the squad, some experience, some motivation to the youngsters then great, but he's clearly coming for the money and a good time on the town
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Cornerfleg wrote:So we have comedians here, we have former players, we have those who coach, we have those who can enjoy the finer points of a game, we have those who are actually in the know and some who have played at a very high standard.

We also have self appointed 'experts' whose knowledge of the game is based 100% on playing with a hankie ball on concrete, while in their head their 'analysis' sounds ground breaking ... back in the real world, well ... we have to endure them all, live an let live eh, it's the ones who take it upon themselves to be appointed by none other than their own arsehole to patronise the rest of us, that sometimes makes it hard going.
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Piutau...comin' over 'ere, takin' our jobs.

If he loved it at Wasps wait till he gets a load of us lol.
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Wonder is there is a clampit on a wasp's forum asking why is he being let go?
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If there are some who have played at a high level they are few and very quiet

Never played hankie ball in my life so you can't be referring to me you don't have to play at high level only to have played with those who have and with those who select and analysis .

I spent 20 years in that environment both drunk and sober .






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Dave wrote:Wonder is there is a clampit on a wasp's forum asking why is he being let go?
Nah, he's no Rory Scholes.
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