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BR wrote:
Russ wrote:
BR wrote:Aye, who is Shane Todd?
Rumncoke
No, but who is Shane Todd?
AKA a Holywood Mike.
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big mervyn wrote:
BR wrote:
Russ wrote:
BR wrote:Aye, who is Shane Todd?
Rumncoke
No, but who is Shane Todd?
AKA a Holywood Mike.
as opposed to a Knocknagoney one! >EW
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According to Google the guy is 28 my jokes are nearly 3 times as old as is the body



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Three pages and not a single joke.
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Why are there no pain killers in the jungle?
Coz the parrots eat em all.
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What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here I'm going on a head.
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After that Christmas cracker joke here's one I saw on Facebook. Apologies to others who may have seen it also.

Policeman comes to a door holding a photograph. Rings bell. Door answered by husband.

Policeman - sir, is this a photograph of your wife?

Husband - yes

Policeman - I'm afraid it looks as if she has been hit by a bus.

Husband- I know but she's very good with the kids.
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My mates have formed a band called nine hundred and 99 mega bytes...unfortunately they haven't had one gig as yet :fleg:
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Vladimir Putin decided to pop over to Poland. He gets to the border and hands his passport over.
Officer: "Occupation?"
Putin: "No, just visiting.
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Shan wrote:Vladimir Putin decided to pop over to Poland. He gets to the border and hands his passport over.
Officer: "Occupation?"
Putin: "No, just visiting.
Oh dear
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The Beach Boys walk into a bar.
Round?
Round?
Get a round!
I'll get a round.
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armalig wrote:My mates have formed a band called nine hundred and 99 mega bytes...unfortunately they haven't had one gig as yet :fleg:
I think you should do more research.
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And as a follow-up.

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OneMore wrote:
armalig wrote:My mates have formed a band called nine hundred and 99 mega bytes...unfortunately they haven't had one gig as yet :fleg:
I think you should do more research.
999? Lol
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