The UAFC

Now you're ploughing over old ground, Paul.

also, how about getting rid of 'I'm Ulster til I die, I know I am etc' a few previous posts expressed their delight that Ravenhill is not like a football match, and not like Windsor park sorry, but singing this has all the connotations associated with northern ireland football supporters singing it...

chaserad wrote:just a bit of fun ......really

Where?

NO!

REALLY?

Where did ya hear that?

Couldn't see THAT coming!

You'd think there would have been something in the papers or on the TV if THAT was true!

It couldn't be true, .......... could it?

Did thon bear have a drink problem?



...... not in this photo!

But "There's two 'Fs' in Schifcofske, two Fs in Shifcoooofskeeee" Tried that at the Bath match, Colin - got a bit tongue tied! Can you imagine the headlines if some tried to sing it after a few shandies? :roll: Accusations of "'F' -ing" bad language that we could do without! :lol:

Drive to the match and get your offspring to drive you home.

It works for me.

It could take over 17 years if you haven't already started on the "offspring with a driving licence" bit, though.

pwrmoore wrote:The result of too much bootleg stout no doubt

UlsterJock wrote:The supporters equipment check list =

Filo wig
Bj flag
Pint carrier
Standup for the Ulstermen song booklet (covering all 200 new verses)
White shirt
Ulster scarf
Good jacket
Stout pair of shoes
The right attitude

and more??

You carry your Guinness in your shoes?

Colzo wrote:I think Shifty is suffice.

All together now .....
"There's only one 'F' in Shifty, one 'F' in Shifteeee ....."


(And "There's only one 'F' in Filo, one 'F' in Filo" ...)

ali c wrote:I'd love a night in the bearsuit

Several thousand others would love to see you parading around ravers in your bare skin too, Ali





....... I mean ...... BEAR skin!!!!!!


(or do I?)

I've got an idea that might help the atmosphere a teensie weensie bit.

Why don't I "go back to making lots and lots of flags, 6-7 can never be enough for one man..." and then I could wave them and give them to others to wave!

Give me a 'U'

Rooster wrote:We ain't all prawn sandwiches in the stand

CHICKEN sandwiches, Rooster?

boss looked sharp in pre-season - his head was up his chuter a bit last year Is it any wonder? Does anyone know if his "issue" has been resolved? ... was also good to see a noisy crowd on wednesday vs worcester - granted we were handing out well deserved abuse to a very poor referee,... S...

Can we get a flat-pack coffin for it at IKEA?